about torchwebs!

I'm literally just a dude who has a lot of passions that they can't decide which one is the most important. So they make a website for all of that nonsense.

likes

• Earthy autumnal colours
• Sackboy from LittleBigPlanet
• Japanese rock and indie
• Wearing clothes as soon as they come out of the dryer
• When the sky is pink and orange
• Getting PoTG in Overwatch (I don't play anymore, don't ask)
• Fried egg sandwiches with thick white bread, lettuce, salad cream, and Encona West Indian Original Hot Pepper Sauce for breakfast
• Symmetry

dislikes

• Waking up after 8am
• Writer's block
• The Marvel Cinematic Universe (after Phase Four)
• People knowing too much about me
• ...Why are you still reading!?

what the hell are you doing here?

I've been in the realm of the internet for many, many years now. When I was younger, I absorbed every piece of internet/fandom history, and resided on websites like Tumblr, Quotev, Fanfiction.net etc. Now, after a millenia of consumption, I'm ready to regurgitate my own creations to the world.

TLDR: I'm a cosmic contradiction. I am everything and everyone. I shouldn't concern you. I am time itself, and so are you. I am Sackboy from LittleBigPlanet!